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saw you live at the Astoria and felt inspired to write this poem.
I hope you like it.
come the Vulcan boys, with their hair so blond
The crowd let out the chant of Hard Hats On!
All dressed in white coats, like some bakers jamboree
They perform like in a rain dance of an indian cherokee
Dan on drums, a steady rolling beat,
Funky bass aplenty, supplied by Pete
Ray strums a chord, and the house comes down
Thats the rhythm section, the jewel in rocks crown
grabs the mike, and screams Lets go
Mark and Nick charge forth and were on with the show
The band are in full flight, the la la banner is unfurled
Theyre the greatest rock and roll band in the whole entire world
Merson, Manchester, UK
I bought your Bollardized CD last month - it was fantastic and I especially
loved the song, The Three Joes. Can you tell me who The Three Joes
Sally Webster, Slough, UK
Good question - we get asked this a lot. Joe was a great friend and
inspiration to us when the band played around London's fashionable
Covent Garden. He would appear from behind a bin or pillar, more often
than not a Special Brew in hand, and thrill us with his tales and
songs. You can see him on the site in the selection of photographs
or on the TV show 'That's Entertainment' on which The Vulcans appeared.
This will be featured in the upcoming film on the band.
When is the Vulcans' movie going on general release? My friends and
I can hardly contain ourselves. Also, I heard a rumour that the band
would be playing live at some of the cinemas. Is this true?
Lisa Munday, Gosport, UK
Good question - we get asked this a lot. The film will be premiered
in the coming months in London's fashionable and swanky West End on
Friday 3rd August 2007. It will be a star-studded occasion with Tom
Cruise, Michael Douglas, Beverley Glitter and Orson Welles rumoured
to be attending. And I can confirm that The Vulcans WILL be appearing
and giving fans a first preview of songs from their new album, Innuendo
and out the Other. Check the film
page for details on how to get tickets.
Dear Vulcan fans called Colin,
Hiya all Colins out there! We are organising a Colin Convention on the
2nd November at the Connaught Rooms and are inviting Colins from around
the world to attend. This will be our third annual event and we are
expecting the biggest turnout yet. Please pass on this message to any
Colins you know and let's make this year's event one to remember.
Colin Devonshire, Norwich, UK
Glad to help out. Let us know how it goes.
WE NEED TIT
Some colleuge and i are makeing short science fiction film we have no
budget (we did have but we try to multiply it by selling a feeld full
of 'groovy grass' in poland and we get caught and have to pay all our
moneys for fine) anyways, we need someone to make six genetically engineered
walls of very realistic living female breasts which breathe and wobble,
about 1000 per wall please. no computer shit.
thanks louie transco, spain
It sounds like an exciting project. Good luck. Any other readers are
welcome to advertise for products or services here. However, The Vulcans
cannot be held responsible for the quality of these services.
CHATTY BANG BANG
I am anxious to start chatting and exchanging mp3s and photographs with
your many fans around the world. When does the chatroom go live?
Steve Upsworth, New York, USA
Very soon! As you can imagine, with the technology in its infancy, hosting
a chatroom is no mean feat. But you'll be pleased to know, we've had a
dedicated team of bald men with wirey tufts of white hair at the sides
of their heads working overtime, and that the launch date has now been
set - click
chatroom page for details!